everytime a coworker starts playing the “but i thought so-and-so was gay!” game i ask questions or say things like “why’s it on your mind?” and “you keep talking about that so much, why are so interested?”
according to someone in management, the best thing i should say is “it’s none of your business and you shouldn’t be talking about it. you could get fired for that!”
but like isn’t it more fun to suggest to them that there’s another, kinda queer reason they’d be dwelling on the point of which coworkers are gay? and what if the person asking is actually doing some self-discovery? do i wanna make them feel ashamed for asking? or a lil gay? i’d rather make them feel a lil gay.